29 ноября
A quest in which a schizoid maniac who hears voices and believes himself chosen goes to kill creatures listed in the Red Book
And what hath thou achieved?
My boundless and most humble thank, I do bestow upon thee, for this magnanimous remake is not fashioned with the same base and wanton negligence as the third part. Yet I prithee, I beseech thee, tell me! Didst thou in solemn truth ordain that every utterance and parley within this game be woven in the eldritch speech of ages long since fled? Wouldst thou so cruelly trifle with our wits and make merriment at our expense? Oh, curs Quadratum Enix, dost thou rofl at me?
We osujdaem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Methinks I have perused the nursery scribblings of Shakespeare himself. And did polish up mine own medieval English.By the second line, dost thou already find thy weary eyes rebelling against the burden of this tedious script?
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Тут на английском только название (добавил в спешке, потому что о нем забыл). Все остальное это язык Шекспира! Вот эти все ваши thou, thee, art, dost... Не мне же одному страдать читая это всё в игре ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)