LITERAL Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Trailer

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Это… По количеству замечаний в тему, эпичности, пафоса и снова замечаний в тему Тоби превзошёл даже свой Литерал на Бразерхуд. Ну это так, вместо вступления :) Наслаждайтесь!

(Тут был Flash-плеер, но с 2020-го года Flash не поддерживается браузерами)

Кстати, маленький локальный конкурс на клёвейшие цитаты из Литерала можно объявлять открытым. Награда — хер с горы :3 Для лёгкости — нате текст :3 ~~Неа, мне не в лом было всё это переписывать )~~

Pan cross ocean, zoom into a mountain.
Someone's not good at lighting torches, Rocky Beaches.
Corona commercial set. Close up mini waterfall.
Ready the tattered holy sail…
Nevermind lets go look far a trail.
Hot hot hot hot hot hot NOT.
Dramatic main character reveal.
Slow fade-in, Jake negotiating.

Fireworks then Disney Castle,
Jerry Bruckheimer, there's an archway.
Rapid pan down, Jack in trouble.
Mutton chops stand up, CUT.
Jack's been drinking, now he's wading,
Now he's walking to the meeting.
He just locked at the camera!
Did you see that? TWO SHOT!
More shot…
(Still druuuuunk)

From Disney and Jerry,
Pirate peg-leg, look at a boat.
Make an agreenment, cheer, mermaids,
HothotHothotHothotHothot.
Rotating zombie-boat captain is too hot.
Jack Sparrow informs her he's taking the boat.
She
Expresses
Distaste
In this
Idea
by stabbing the door.
Don't stab a door on your hot pirate captain!

And director Rob Marshall.
Careful, grab a rock!
Jack warns his crew not to make out with hot water-ladies!
Unless you look like them,
then take what you can get!
Raise your sword, overboard,
Point your sword forward.
Fail to drown, turn around, looking down,
Stab the table by a candle.
Man, girl look up, look left.
The mermaid is less hot nooooooow…
Jack is still terrified
Of the last mermaid shot…

When he calms down, Johnny Depp leans
through some leaves,
then he looks right.
Jack jumps up, lean.
Penelope then jumps into the fight.
Ian McShane shoots a fireballs
At a guy sitting on a boat.
Geoffrey Rush needs some lotion…
Or maybe some aloe?

Swinging a sword at a hot pirate's
Basically first base.
Bouncing up, make a gesture.
This summer get ready to DANCE!
Then fall in a lake.

Explosive boat, hold a rope,
Don't tailgate him.
Girls in water boxes,
Dodge a barrel like Donkey Kong.
Look down, don't wonderful
Swing, zoom, kiss, boat, spin, dark.

Falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling AND LEND IN A LAKE!

SKULL ZOOM
In comes the title, and it slowly zooms back out,
Show the release date,
Then show lots of names.