A Touching Tale of Growth and Regret

Who knew that the emotional journey of a sentient, flaccid phallus named John would hit harder than most Oscar-bait dramas? Genital Jousting is the rare game that dares to thrust itself into the soft, squishy heart of toxic masculinity — and wiggle around uncomfortably until something honest spills out.
Beneath the slapstick collisions and satisfyingly squelchy sound effects lies a surprisingly tender narrative about shame, redemption, and learning not to be... well, a dick. The developers wrap this story in a sheath of juvenile humor and ridiculous physics, but don't be fooled — there's depth under that dangling surface. One moment you're giggling at airborne cucumbers; the next, you're questioning your own emotional baggage.
The writing is sharp, the metaphor even sharper, and the fact that they pulled this off with a bunch of noodly penises? Frankly, inspiring. It’s like Eat Pray Love if it starred sentient meat and ended in anal enlightenment.
Play it for the laughs, stay for the existential crisis — Genital Jousting is the most heartfelt sausage party you’ll ever attend.